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Just watched New Moon, and I just had to put one picture of him up. I swear, he is the only guy I've ever known able to make a whole cinema sigh collectively and AUDIBLY.

Doesn't help much when he's half-naked most of the movie, with a chest that is kept so well-oiled you'd think New Moon actually hired professional werewolf chest-oilers. WTF. Its like New Moon was sold solely on Taylor Lautner's CHEST. The tagline shouldn't be "New Moon: What do you do when the only thing you love leaves you" or whatever it was. It should be "New Moon: We show off Taylor Lautner's Chest."

But, if you're looking for an interesting movie, DON'T watch it. No storyline. Just alot of half-naked guys.